Bout time.
And finally, at long last, the pixels are selling. It's been a long time (well, 2 weeks since we started out in this whole pixel thing) so in reality 10 days from start to profit ain't too damn bad. People in normal (non-internet) businesses are happy if they are in the black after their first year. "HA!" I say, "HA" I freaking love the internet, I love it, love it, love it, love it.
Enough of that. Harris spent days pouring over php and other undescernable code, his eyes bugging out of his head. Finally, Harris couldn't take it anymore and we found Byron from Rent A Patch who did most of it for us. Apparently Byron is over in the UK working in a library during the day and moonlighting as a "super-coder" at night. "He emerges from the inky black alley behind the Beacon Street Library and speeds home in his Citroen to spend another night grappling with the pixel pages who are in such dire need of his super powers. Fueled only by cold coffee and lima beans he flails his mighty keyboard into the wee hours crushing all mySQL and pixel problems that stand in his path. What makes this cyber-vigilante risk carpal tunnel and blindness each night? For the love of the pixel, and only the pixel" So, if you see this masked man surfing past you in a flash of flaming pixels you will know that all is well and your path is safe.
In short, thanks Byron
~Merlin
And finally, at long last, the pixels are selling. It's been a long time (well, 2 weeks since we started out in this whole pixel thing) so in reality 10 days from start to profit ain't too damn bad. People in normal (non-internet) businesses are happy if they are in the black after their first year. "HA!" I say, "HA" I freaking love the internet, I love it, love it, love it, love it.
Enough of that. Harris spent days pouring over php and other undescernable code, his eyes bugging out of his head. Finally, Harris couldn't take it anymore and we found Byron from Rent A Patch who did most of it for us. Apparently Byron is over in the UK working in a library during the day and moonlighting as a "super-coder" at night. "He emerges from the inky black alley behind the Beacon Street Library and speeds home in his Citroen to spend another night grappling with the pixel pages who are in such dire need of his super powers. Fueled only by cold coffee and lima beans he flails his mighty keyboard into the wee hours crushing all mySQL and pixel problems that stand in his path. What makes this cyber-vigilante risk carpal tunnel and blindness each night? For the love of the pixel, and only the pixel" So, if you see this masked man surfing past you in a flash of flaming pixels you will know that all is well and your path is safe.
In short, thanks Byron
~Merlin


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